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What's a good term for the female equivalent of a dude-bro ?
What's a good term for the female equivalent of a dude-bro ? I thought there was one but I've been wracking (and racking) my brain and I got nothing . I can't think of a good term to suggest either . We're talking about the kind of woman who might say things such as ; "The guy on my diploma is president now so I'm doing pretty good" "I did the ice bucket challenge & there was NO VODKA IN IT" "HIV is a myth made up by my dad 2 keep me from gettin laid!!!!" " got laid in a hospital one time it was with a make-a-wish . wish i coulda filmed it." "I did a porn once too but no1 paid me or filmed it. Got a free jolly rancher tho blue kind" "FYI, semen in your eye = no big deal. Only burns the first 175 times" You know the kind I'm talking about . Advertising is weird . I understand the bait and switch but what's very off is when they do the bait and other kind of bait . Such as there's this TV show called the Good Place - the ads I saw for it where basically "Ted Danson is wacky guardian angel sent down to earth to help a good Christian get into wacky adventures - now with more wackiness !" Which obviously is nothing I would care about . But that's not what it is at all . Instead it's about a lady dude-bro that gets sent to Heaven by mistake (or is it ? ) and ruins everything because she's awful . Which is 100 times more interesting . Not sure if I would watch it still but it's a lot more like something I might check out you know ? On time there was this episode of Law and Order , and by one time I mean hundreds of times . One particular episode , RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES , was about a bored housewife who decided it would be fun to do some hooking on the side between soccer practice . And it was super fun until some dude started trying to horn in on her action/blackmail her/something . At one point said dude said "give me a blowjob or I'll do something" I forget what the threat was but you get the gist . So she shot him 77 times in the mouth . Now the guy from the Old Republic Insurance commercials said she should go to prison because she was giving 100 blowjobs a day so it wasn't reasonable for her to be afraid . I find this personally to be a very curious tactic because a threat is a threat you know ? If I'm at working doing whatever the hell it is that I do and someone comes in an points a machinegun at me and says "do that thing you do !" (not the movie) I would not feel less in danger by the fact that what this machinegunner wanted me to do was something I could easily do and did all the time . I mean I am crazy or doesn't it seem like if someone is threatening to kill you in order to get you do something that they're probably going to kill you afterwards anyway ? I feel like the smart move could be to NOT do whatever that is , because clearly it's very important to you so basically it's your only bargaining chip right ? I don't know if this made-up lady should have killed this made-up guy but the made-up prosecutor had a very bad strategy in my mind . 40 shut up about TV god damn it ! I saw a in a trailer on the way up to the Twin Cities and it was mostly open so you could see the - which I've never seen before . I assume when they did that they put a hood on the so it didn't freak out . There was no hood . What do you think a is thinking when it's zooming down the highway at 80 mphs ? At the Beck concert I said I didn't want a booze wristband so they put Xs on the back of my hands . I thought it was kind of funny so I was going to post a picture of that and CM Punk (a straight-edge wrestler who always had that on his fist-tape) and a burlesque lady with X nipple tape and ask who wore it better but I'm too lazy . That system seems redundant to me . Why do you need wristbands AND Xs ? If you have Xs you can't drink and if you don't you can . What's the point of the wristband ? Also there's already a wristband for re-entry why not make them the same ? Red wristband for re-entry AND booze , blue wristband for re-entry only . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Since I don't really know what you mean by 'dude-bro' I can't create a female equivalent term. Sorry. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Dudette or Broette….
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I actually don't know the kind of woman you're talking about. I've never met anyone like that, guess I lead a sheltered life.
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Oh! I get it! The female equivalent of dude-bro is Roseanne! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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