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How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?  

Prof10001 63M  
5626 posts
1/14/2018 7:28 am

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1/14/2018 5:25 pm

How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?


Two calves, one beaver, an ass, a shitload of hares, one camel toe and a fish no one can find.

Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
1/14/2018 7:29 am

Sorry about the fish but it worked with the joke.


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1/14/2018 7:47 am




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peterlikesplay2 67M
461 posts
1/14/2018 7:59 am

haha ...that one was funny...


ltrskr 75M

1/14/2018 8:31 am

Good one!

Nice touch on the fish, but then there's the squirrel!


ltrskr 75M

1/14/2018 12:21 pm

    Quoting HAMONMAN:
    39,000,000,000,000 bacteria if you arrange them just right
That's what the Lysol is for....LMAO!


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