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Hung like a ?
Hung like a ? A walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.” The says, “Buddy—you read my mind!” Two racehorses are in a stable. One says to the other, “You know, before that last race …” “The one that you won?” asks the other . “Yeah, before that race, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters.” The other says, “Funny, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters before the race that I won.” A walking by says, “You idiots, you’re being doped. They’re injecting you with a drug to make you faster!” The first turns to the other and says, “Hey, a talking dog!” A sits down in a movie theater and the woman next to him asks, "Excuse me… are you a ?” "Why yes, I am," replies the . "What are you doing at this movie?" The says, “I really liked the book." A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the . “I’ve led a full life,” the answers miraculously. “I was born in The Andes where I herded for an entire village. Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped keep the city clean. And now, I spend my days giving free rides to underprivileged here in the country.” The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the ’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?” The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!” |
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Or maybe I just joke like a horse.
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I love a good misleading title followed by some great jokes. Thanks. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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i think the last horse was irish. we love to embellish You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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