Couldn't Help Myself  

papis_baby_girl 42F  
2721 posts
9/7/2018 11:52 am
Couldn't Help Myself


So, on the home page of this site, I came across a picture of a cock measured against a can of shaving cream. (what else is new?)

I couldn't help myself so I commented on his picture... what did I say you ask?

"Travel size can of shaving cream?"

Yup... I did...

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/7/2018 11:55 am

Feelin cunty today my hunties...
[image]

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


Blackiron35 34M
39 posts
9/7/2018 12:08 pm

You want a bbc?


Timetraveler2 55M  
121 posts
9/7/2018 12:18 pm

Good for you, if they can't take it, they shouldn't post it.


lindoboy100 55M
19698 posts
9/7/2018 12:21 pm



Here, some people can travel a looooooooong way! Or should that be a schlong way......??

Pleased to see that MrIron is entering into the spirit of things......

Wake up and hold yer noses.........


positively4you 69F  
2764 posts
9/7/2018 12:28 pm

Lol, love your humor


sexyppl1000 59M
14 posts
9/7/2018 12:31 pm

so very confused, I am...


Blackiron35 34M
39 posts
9/7/2018 12:41 pm

I wanna give you this big cock


pocogato12 66F  
21819 posts
9/7/2018 1:17 pm

Wonder if he measures up???

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ltrskr 70M  
2704 posts
9/7/2018 1:34 pm

Hey I saw that profile!
One of his Testimonials said,
"Great guy, glad he brought the shaving cream can!!!! "


NewName62 55M
11592 posts
9/7/2018 1:44 pm

He doesn't want TSA to confiscate his full size shaving cream can going through security at the airport, after all.

Say what they will about the "C" word...it sounds sexy, to me.

C U Next Tuesday, as they say!

[gulp]
Aaaaand...I just got hard.


s2ndegree 59M  
8105 posts
9/7/2018 2:07 pm

So we already know there are those that don't
make any purposeful use of their time and that
the various items they use as comparisons are
not registered with the I P V L S.
(international phallus volume and length standards)

How much will it really matter with a
C%$#asaurus Rex's arms being so short?

Using more than all the road!


vanbumlvr 51M
232 posts
9/7/2018 2:11 pm

I must be having a freudian moment noticing all these shaving themed posts in the blog lately. gotta go find my Gillette Fusion!


mirv247 49M
11 posts
9/7/2018 2:18 pm

nice come back. love a good sense of humor.


cinnamon0133 53F  
16493 posts
9/7/2018 4:02 pm

Omg!!! You made me choke on my peppermint tea That was AWESOME response!!

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japaneseass 51F  
46641 posts
9/7/2018 4:04 pm

ya...i never get the idea of comparing your won junk to random household item...like what's that gonna tell yah??? like my junk is better than a shaving cream can?


luvgluv19 70M
750 posts
9/7/2018 4:18 pm

Good one shows a flexible mind. Thank you


scott6250 56M  
10036 posts
9/7/2018 4:35 pm

lol!

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papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/7/2018 6:47 pm

what about my post gives you the impression that I want a bbc...let alone any cock?

and to answer your question...no thank you.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/7/2018 6:48 pm

    Quoting Timetraveler2:
    Good for you, if they can't take it, they shouldn't post it.
I got a chuckle out of it...

nowadays, it doesn't take much to make me laugh...especially on here.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/7/2018 6:49 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Here, some people can travel a looooooooong way! Or should that be a schlong way......??

    Pleased to see that MrIron is entering into the spirit of things......
eh...gotta break up the monotony... lolol...

how are you darlin'?

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/7/2018 6:53 pm

well, of course, you are Mr. Dick Pic.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/7/2018 6:54 pm

I appreciate the offer, I do...but no thank you.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/7/2018 8:00 pm

[image]

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/7/2018 8:09 pm

    Quoting luvgluv19:
    Good one shows a flexible mind. Thank you
and a bit of levity... thanks for commenting.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/7/2018 8:11 pm

    Quoting mirv247:
    nice come back. love a good sense of humor.
sense of humor is sexy!

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/8/2018 7:01 am

Thanks... I behaved myself for the rest of the day.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/8/2018 7:09 am

    Quoting japaneseass:
    ya...i never get the idea of comparing your won junk to random household item...like what's that gonna tell yah??? like my junk is better than a shaving cream can?
Right? like I'm going to get my ass up from where I'm sitting, go to the bathroom, find a can of shaving cream (that's if I even have men's shaving cream, I usually use women's shaving cream), look at it and imagine that to be his cock. Yeah... that's a fail.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/8/2018 7:10 am

He should have used a woman's shaving cream can... much longer.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/8/2018 7:11 am

    Quoting ltrskr:
    Hey I saw that profile!
    One of his Testimonials said,
    "Great guy, glad he brought the shaving cream can!!!! "
lol... probably had more satisfaction with the can.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/8/2018 7:13 am

    Quoting NewName62:
    He doesn't want TSA to confiscate his full size shaving cream can going through security at the airport, after all.

    Say what they will about the "C" word...it sounds sexy, to me.

    C U Next Tuesday, as they say!
I like "Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent".

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/8/2018 7:14 am

    Quoting vanbumlvr:
    I must be having a freudian moment noticing all these shaving themed posts in the blog lately. gotta go find my Gillette Fusion!
oohhh...long and thin can... nice choice.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/8/2018 7:15 am

    Quoting cinnamon0133:
    Omg!!! You made me choke on my peppermint tea That was AWESOME response!!
thanks...keeps me entertained... plus...can't roll my eyes anymore...they hurt.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/8/2018 7:17 am

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    So we already know there are those that don't
    make any purposeful use of their time and that
    the various items they use as comparisons are
    not registered with the I P V L S.
    (international phallus volume and length standards)

    How much will it really matter with a
    C%$#asaurus Rex's arms being so short?
And it was Barbosol shaving cream...don't you get that at Dollar Tree?
Guess I'll be picking up the tab if we were to go out.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


s2ndegree 59M  
8105 posts
9/9/2018 2:13 am

Whew!I thought he or it or whatever was trying to
convey he had the "edge" over all of us wankers!

Using more than all the road!


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/9/2018 12:24 pm

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    Whew!I thought he or it or whatever was trying to
    convey he had the "edge" over all of us wankers!
Barbosol? and travel size? yeah... no 'edge'... lololololol

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


markster115 40M
121 posts
9/9/2018 2:06 pm

Pretty funny. Still feeling cunty today?


wickedeasy 68F  
31693 posts
9/11/2018 11:03 am

fucking A GF. well played.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


Paulxx001 61M
1575 posts
9/12/2018 4:19 am

You go girl! That was funny...

Words are like meat loaf- they can be sculpted into any shape you choose.


J_F_One 35M

9/14/2018 10:45 am

Funny!


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/16/2018 6:55 am

    Quoting markster115:
    Pretty funny. Still feeling cunty today?
I was born cunty.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/16/2018 6:57 am

I was being particularly nice with that comment. Now when the horns come out, they really come out.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/16/2018 6:59 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    You go girl! That was funny...
Thanks! a single gal has to amuse herself somehow... oh wait... I do that every time I log in.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/16/2018 6:59 am

thanks...appreciate the comment.

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


Srj2018 26M
24 posts
9/16/2018 4:53 pm

Love this lol


feelupurpanties 41M
13 posts
9/18/2018 8:26 am

Fits in your purse gets the job done


papis_baby_girl 42F  
4183 posts
9/18/2018 11:54 am

huh?

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say."
-Anais Nin

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
-Norma Desmond


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