Sluts-R-Us
Directed by: Macondo
Produced by: Fraserside Holdings, Ltd.
Starring: Claudia Rossi, Cory Everson, Jessica Fiorentino, Liliane Tiger, Lucy Love, Stacy Silver; Oliver Sanchez, George Uhl, Denis Marti, George Reno, Leny, James Brossman
Film duration: 2 hours 10 min
Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Interview with The Director, Interview with every girl, Girls’ Profiles
Subtitles: French, German, Spanish, Italian, Netherlandish, Portuguese, Greek, Dutch, Greek








This fruity sextravaganza begins with redhead Jessica Fiorentino rubbing grapefruit all over her naked body. She sits at a tiny black table with two guys–a Frenchman and a bald guy–who proceed to strip in record time (they must practice that). Jessica takes one guy in her mouth and the other up her pussy, and then the guys swap positions again and again. I was quite impressed by how well Jessica can deep throat; she takes super-long cocks all the way into her mouth without so much as a quiet gagging or choking sound. Jessica really seems to enjoy deepthroating, which I found especially hot. Jessica also clearly loves to get fingered up the ass, another plus.

After some more sucking and fucking, the Frenchman starts molesting Jessica with a hunk of watermelon. Yes, a hunk of watermelon. This was one of the most bizarre things I have ever seen, but the intensity of it all was highly arousing. Indeed, the delicious fucking that follows the watermelon play is so frenzied that you really wonder how the guys are managing to keep themselves from cumming. But the fucking just continues and grows in ferocity. At one point, the bald guy demonstrates his culinary skill and spritzes grapefruit juice on his cock, making it even sweeter to suck. Jessica, returning one favor with another, proceeds to appease her men with some seated anal and DP action. One not-so-hot part of the scene comes when the Frenchman switches from anal to vaginal sex, which falls under the category of “Hot on Film, Very Unhot in Real Life.” The tasty watermelon then makes a much welcome return, as the Frenchman lubes Jessica up with its sweet nectar and fucks her doggy style over a table. He cums up her ass and–knowing that a good cook always cleans the kitchen–squirts lemon on her backside to wash the cum off and give it that tart bouquet. The bald guy then garnishes this whole culinary cum session with a lemon half (soaked in his own spunk of course), and Jessica eagerly licks it up.

After a couple of so-so fuck sessions, we come to Liliane Tiger’s scene, which I found to be the most intense on the DVD. Honestly, this is the scene that I go to when I want to get off. Three guys dressed in black pants and vinyl tape wheel Liliane into a factory. There’s something a bit homoerotic about the guys, but in this scene they fuck Liliane, not each other. Lil is a lot to look at: she has a tattoo of a roaring fire on her crotch, which I guess is one way to have a fiery pussy without having red pubes. She’s also got cool tribal tattoos on her lower back and shoulders, a clit piercing, and a lot of leatherwear. She is definitely a kinky one!

Lil’s scene is unique because she gets worked over by THREE guys. See, when there are more than two guys, you often get to catch them masturbating in the background, getting ready for their turn. Nothing turns me on more than watching a man pleasure himself! Well, unless it’s a man pleasuring himself and grabbing at a girl’s tits; then I’m in high heaven. And–whew!–there’s plenty tit-grabbing in this scene. Lil fucks these guys assembly line-style, fucking one, sucking one, and rubbing off the other. I love hearing the guys moan and grunt as they roughhouse her tight body. One guy actually pushes Lil’s head onto another guy’s cock so she deepthroats it. Mmmmm. After a few minutes all of the sex revs up to a frenzied pace, leaving Lil’s well-spanked ass a nice cherry-red color. The wild fucking, the sucking, the spanking, the handjobs–it’s like porn on crack. Personally, I love it when Lil fucks one guy and then alternately sucks each of the other two in front of her.

Oh dear, which mouth-watering cock to suck? Such a hard choice! The guys all take turns giving it to her doggy style anally and vaginally. And of course the scene wouldn’t be complete without some TP action, with a cock in every hole. Rest assured: everyone changes places on this assembly line so that no one gets short-changed. As a hard day of work at the factory comes to an end, the guys finally get their release. One guy fucks Lil up the ass, and then cums all over her ass and pussy. The next guy cums on her stomach, and the last guy cums in her mouth. I have to say, Lil must have been a drama major at Porn University, because she’s just so good at letting the cum slowly dribble down her mouth and lips. The guys then wheel her away, presumably to wheel her out again when they next need some gangbang fucking.

If you’re looking for a porno that will sustain you for many cum-sessions, this is the one to get. And if you can get through it all in one go, I applaud you because it was too much sex for even me to handle at one time (I couldn’t even get all the scenes into this review!). Oh, and FYI: The “behind the scenes” portion is extremely boring. There are like two funny scenes total, both in which the director does a dance and pretends to take it up the ass.