Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
your mom comes over with a bag of cold cuts and spanks my thighs
with them while i stuff a umbrella up your poop shoot pat
sayjack watchs the whole thing and gives us the bird right
about then i am cumming in your ear while your dad pours hot
candle wax on the dog jerry springer kicks a midget in the
junk thats my perfect night

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), My desk at work, in china with noriga watching and spanking his pud

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Fisting, Massage, shitting on the walls, farting in a mouth

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
ive often thought about jane russel and her big fat white
ass on a piece of toast