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facetiouslywry 41 / M
"I just wanna' do some, naughty-ass fucking things solely for the goddamned sake of 'feeling' alive."
Waterford, Connecticut, United States
 
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Member Since: September 16, 2016

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facetiouslywry 41/M
Waterford, Connecticut
...single and ready to mingle and straight, Goddamned...fucking, Down to roam!
Introduction
...well, like "Stella" I'm just a fellow who's been trying to find a fucking way to somehow get his goddamn freaking groove back! I'm sick of all the boredom and all the lackluster nights...and I'm especially sick of endlessly/fruitlessly-futilely searching around for the Truly Legit, dream Partner-in-Crime-of-Mine that's supposedly out there for me somewhere: with whom I 'might' be able to hopefully one day, start spending the rest of my life Adventurously being adventurously in Love with. I'm just absolutely itchin' in someway one day - and by any legitimately appropriable and theoretically manageable, plausibly possible means too - to somehow start finding myself a way to re-begin rediscovering and rekindling all the swagger, groove, and lost pep in my step seemingly long-gone dissipated after WAY TOO MANY YEARS of constant heartbreak, never-ending letdowns, and miserable sorrows: let alone a perpetuating mental monstrosity of "All Work and No Play making (Rob) a very dull boy INDEED:-(:-(:-(" I'm legit... I'm completely for real... and I'm truly fucking GAME FOR IT ALL!!! And rest assured that though it may seem that I might come off like a straight-up freaking Jack at times...I promise you that I'm truly never intentionally trying to be a Fucking Ass: I'm just a straight-shooting Character of Characters whom also just so happens to have his head actually squarely above his shoulders too with a sincerely warm-loving heart to boot as well. But 'that' DOESN'T MEAN that I'm NOT still ENTIRELY ALL ABOUT, ALWAYS just trying to conjure and stir up something fiercely mischievous and unbelievably-naughtily troublesome at the flick of a whim...and usually for the very most simplest of reas too: i.e., my 'just' simply NEEDING to get myself into a whole lotta' naughty-ass mischief and borderliningly felonious 'trouble' every now and then!!!;-) I'd be the most True-to-Life and entertainingly crazed, Real-World-esque Mother F"in' "FOMENTER" of Fomenters that you'd ever fucking meet in all of your days...GUARAN'FRIGGIN'TEED!!! - - But for the record in all truthfulness...I sincerely and whole-heartedly really do truly exemplify the very essence of a fomenter all the way down to the fundamental base of their existential core. So whaddaya' say/ whatcha' think??? Wanna' start inciting, instigating, and stirring up a little rebellious action and social discord with me sometime???

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Fetishes, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 41 / male
  • Waterford, Connecticut, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women), Couples (2 men) or Trans
Birthdate: April 22, 1982
Travels to: Milford, Connecticut, United States
Hometown: Waterford, Connecticut, United States
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a heavy smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I am a heavy recreational drug user
Education: Some grad school
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Contacts
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